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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-26-2002, 09:36 PM Thread Starter
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The four golfers

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and
the fourth went into the club house to
take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about
their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so
successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a
multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new
Mercedes, fully loaded."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is stockbroker,
and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of
business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons.
How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go
dances in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm
not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His
last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock
portfolio."



there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-27-2002, 02:55 AM
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that's gotta suck!
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Damn, That would suck.

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damn, that would suck!

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-27-2002, 08:50 PM
 
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So the sons are all gay and their dads got together to play with their putters. ...eww that's gross
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