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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 08:09 PM Thread Starter
 
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2 Blonde Genies

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
> >>partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
>
> >>Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
>wishes.
> >>
> >>The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The
> >>next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded
> >>by 50 beautiful women.
> >>
> >>He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly
>
> >>he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the loor is
> >>covered in $100 bills.
> >>Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there
> >>are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
> >>
> >>They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
> >>and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
> >>
> >>As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the
> >>two blonde genies.
> >>
> >>One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first
> >>wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love
> >>to." "I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire." "But
> >>why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"
> >>
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 08:59 PM
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LOL Awesome post
post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 09:06 PM
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Banned in 3...2...1....

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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 10:11 PM
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ouch ya... IBTL!!

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 10:36 PM
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Banned?......... that was awesome.....

its still "we the people"right?

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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 10:40 PM
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 10:49 PM
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he shouldnt get banned for a joke,bc then all of the comedians would get arested for telling jokes about people infront of millions.


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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 10:56 PM
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I agree, however, the racial thread posted about jokes is enforced here. I have had some removed and some have been banned. I can take a joke but a lot of people on here cant.

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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 02:27 AM
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but is not really a stab at a race,

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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 07:10 AM
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It's not a stab at a race, it doesn't belittle anyone, it doesn't make fun of them, etc etc. It is a reference to history and how society once acted towards a race. Nor does it utilize and slurs. As such, I would hope that it doesn't get a ban, as I'm not offended, and I would hope others are not either.


That said, I actually laughed when I read it. Which is rare. That was completely unexpected and was actually pretty good.
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 01:27 PM
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I vote let it go. If the joke sucked then i'd say ban em' but that one was pretty funny! thanks for the post!

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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 01:55 PM
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i dont think this one is in any danger of getting banned.
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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 02:22 PM
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heard that joke years ago but still a good one

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banned come on...
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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 07:36 PM
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Dude that was like very funny....
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-16-2007, 12:15 AM
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