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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-26-2002, 02:16 PM Thread Starter
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710 Cap

The other day I was in the local auto part store. A
lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all
looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten
cap?"

She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine
got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on?" they asked. Now I'm
thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she
said it's a Buick.

"OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches
in diameter.

"What does it do?," we asked.

She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she
could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle
about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she
writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside
down as she writes it and they just fall down behind
the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.

One guy said, " I think you want an "OIL" cap."

She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what
you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is
so damn funny about it."

Yes, she was a blonde.
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Sounds more like an actual story than a joke
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Was she BLONDE? j/k...
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