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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-09-2007, 03:08 PM Thread Starter
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Missing Persons Report

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds.........
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-09-2007, 06:17 PM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-10-2007, 02:56 AM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-10-2007, 06:22 AM
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Ha! Guessing the hypothetical significant other gots a big ass...
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-10-2007, 10:04 AM
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LOL...good second post
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 08:35 AM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-12-2007, 06:43 PM
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lol nice.. well he did give her what she asked for
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-16-2007, 12:17 AM
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