> > A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
> >attractive woman.
> > He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a
> > The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
> > "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
> >just testing it.
> > The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so
> >about it?"
> > The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
> > The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
> > Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
> > The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am
> >wearing panties!"
> > The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour
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