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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 12:29 PM Thread Starter
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> > A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
> >attractive woman.
> > He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a
> >moment.
> > The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
> > "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
> >just testing it.
> > The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so
special
> >about it?"
> > The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
> > The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
> > Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
> > The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am
> >wearing panties!"
> > The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour
fast."
>

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 12:33 PM
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LOL.... I have that same watch!

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 02:10 PM
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good one

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