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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-30-2007, 08:12 AM Thread Starter
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> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > The husband leans
> > >> > over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time
> > >> > we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> > >> > very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
> > >> > love to you."
> > >> > "Yes, she says, "I
> > >> > remember it well."
> > >> > "OK," he says,
> > >> > "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
> > >> > do it for old time's sake?"
> > >> > "Oh Charlie, you
> > >> > old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
> > >> > A police officer
> > >> > sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
> > >> > having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to
> > >> > see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
> > >> > keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows
> > >> > them.
> > >> > The elderly couple
> > >> > walks haltingly along, leanin g on each other for
> > >> > support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back
> > >> >of the
> > >> > tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady
> > >> > lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
> > >> > As she leans
> > >> > against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly
> > >> > they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever
> > >> >seen.
> > >> > This goes on for
> > >> > about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
> > >> > moaning and screaming.
> > >> > Finally, they both
> > >> > collapse, panting on the ground.
> > >> > The policeman is
> > >> > amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
> > >> > and old age that he didn't know.
> > >> > After about half
> > >> > an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
> > >> > couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
> > >> > The Policeman, is
> > >> > still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
> > >> > amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the
> > >> >couple
> > >> > passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
> > >> > something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
> > >> > together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
> > >> > Shaking, the old
> > >> > man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that
> > >> > wasn't an electric fence.
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-01-2007, 10:09 AM
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-01-2007, 10:41 AM
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that was great!

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i lol'ed

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