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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-29-2007, 04:28 PM Thread Starter
 
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Good blonde joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says. "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished” The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he said with a deep sigh....."Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-29-2007, 06:06 PM
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I chuckled. For a Blonde joke, it wasn't that bad.
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-02-2007, 07:12 AM
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-02-2007, 08:31 PM
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Pretty funny

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-04-2007, 01:32 PM
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lol, thats some funny shit

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 08:14 AM
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 11:57 AM
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I don't get it.
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 11:59 AM
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I don't get it.



You wouldn't.
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 12:04 PM
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You wouldn't.
Why would someone drink tea while eating cornflakes and work jigsaw puzzle?
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-05-2007, 05:43 PM
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Heh, that is pretty decent...
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-26-2007, 11:30 AM
At least it sounds fast
 
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I heard it as frosted flakes and a tiger of course, but a good blonde joke that you don't see coming.

Why do they call it "Common Sense" when it is so rare?
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