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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-28-2007, 09:18 PM Thread Starter
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time 2 get a good laugh...

anyone know any good jokes? i need a good laugh.
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-29-2007, 12:41 AM
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a bear walks into a bar and says i'll take a rum..................... and coke. The bartender asks "what's with the pause"? The bear looks at his hands and says "what, i was born with them"

yea it's cheesy.

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And sadly, one of the better jokes in here.

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a bear walks into a bar and says i'll take a rum..................... and coke. The bartender asks "what's with the pause"? The bear looks at his hands and says "what, i was born with them"

yea it's cheesy.
lmao....so cheesy it's fuckin hilarious.

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A woman walks up to the bar, stands next to a guy and orders a drink. The guy turns to her and asks "Can I smell your cooch?". The woman slaps him and says "No, you cannot!" The guy replies, "Must be your feet, then".

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Two ducks walk into a bar, one says "ouch".

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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-29-2007, 10:09 AM Thread Starter
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jokes i got a good laugh out of "what i was born with them?"
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-02-2007, 11:45 AM
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this Irishman walks OUT of a bar.......










hey, it could happen

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-02-2007, 01:02 PM
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this Irishman walks OUT of a bar.......










hey, it could happen

LOL!
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-02-2007, 01:09 PM
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The Photo on the Night Stand

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry... "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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hey, it could happen
Happens all the time, it's called "Last call". Time for us Irish to go home, and bust out the beer in the fridge.

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