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Letter do Dad!!! Now you know why we drink!!!

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the
envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and
she is so nice.But I knew you would not approve of her because of
all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the
passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and
trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry
Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure
that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchild ren.

Love,
Your Son, John












PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
a report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call
me when it's safe to come home

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
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damn good one!

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Good one Eric.
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payback would be a bitch I would be sure that there would be an agonizing wait for the phone call at the very least
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-18-2007, 09:48 AM
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LMAO i've done something to that effect before when i got 2 F's as a junior back in HS lol. not nearly that extreme just told my dad i had just totaled his 5 day old car



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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-18-2007, 09:58 AM
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good one
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Seen it before, but still funny.


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LOL, I hope there is one time on the internet, where I can be the first to post some damn thing.

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he straight owned his dad

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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-18-2007, 09:47 PM
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hahaha dammm.. wonder how that report card looks
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I've seen or heard something very similar to that either on here or another site that I follow. F*cking funny every damn time!
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