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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 09:56 AM Thread Starter
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Another Craigslist "Best Of" find. Enjoy!

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 10:26 AM
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Heard that joke several times now.

Why do they call it "Common Sense" when it is so rare?
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 10:34 AM
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That's the first time I've heard it! I lmao!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 10:59 AM
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That's the first time I've heard it! I lmao!
Don't get me wrong, its still pretty funny

Why do they call it "Common Sense" when it is so rare?
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 02:24 PM
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that's awsome!

95' drop top, lowered, systemax heads, bbk exhaust, msd 6al, 65mm tb, pullies, cobra intake, 3.73's and more to come. 14.6 @ 96mph before 3550 and intake swap

96' bird 6spd 14.3 @ 98mph - sold

89 carbed coupe rollin the streets
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