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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 08:44 AM Thread Starter
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95 Yr old Grandmother

got this from one of the other forums I frequent...



A 5 year old boy went to visit his 95-year old grandmother one day.

He was playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma then turned on the TV and the reception was just terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.

The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend "

Grandma's minister fainted.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 08:46 AM
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Good Stuff, that was funny
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 09:39 AM
 
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bwahahahahaha! that was a good one Bobby!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 09:40 AM
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That was pretty good man!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 10:24 AM
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lol

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-16-2007, 11:11 AM
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