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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-23-2002, 03:52 PM Thread Starter
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Eight Things That Piss Me Off!!!

Eight Things That Piss Me Off!!!

1. People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know
where my watch is buddy!! Do I point to my crotch when I ask you
where the bathroom is???

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the remote control because they don't want to have to get
up to turn the channels anyway! Isn't that a contradiction or an
oxymoron or something???

3.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too!"..Blow me!!! What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
eat it?? What should I do, eat someone else's cake??

4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Well,
no shit!! Why the fuck would you keep looking for something
you already found? Do people do this?? Who and where are they???

5. When people say, while watching a movie in a theater, "did you
see that?!?!" No dickhead, I paid 8 bucks to come to a theater
and stare up at the damn ceiling, what did you come here for???

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

7. When commercials advertise something "new and improved". Which
is it? If it's new, there has never been anything before it. If
it's improved, then there must have been something before, hence
making it old, contrary to new!!!

8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you knew how fast
you were going. You should know asshole... you're the one that
pulled me over!!!!
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-24-2002, 10:26 PM
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good one, I know how you feel
I like parents who ask their kids "Do you want a spankin?"
like there are kids everywhere going "I do, I do"

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think of all the times you blew your load in her mouth...
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-25-2002, 11:05 AM Thread Starter
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9. When a friend calls you at home and then asks you where you are at.

10. Driving in the left lane only to have to slow down because of some dumb ass doing 55mph in a 65 in the left lane.

11. Friends who say they will call but don't.

12. People who start rumors about other people because they want to get back at them for something they may or may not have done.

13. Women who wear clothes they shouldn't, i.e. if you have a little gut then please for the love of god no shirts that show your stomach. and no hip huggers either, nothing like seeing the rolls rolling over the side of the jeans.
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-25-2002, 02:42 PM
 
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I hear ya there on # 13, that is just sick. I tell them that they don't need to be wearing that shit.

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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-25-2002, 05:38 PM
 
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How can you know how fast you are going if your speedo is broken, oh wait that was your last car that got totalled.
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-26-2002, 12:20 AM
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14. Ass clowns that assume you're their best friend next time you see them because you met the briefly before.

15. Best friends borrowing your shit when you know they won't give it back and they play the friend card so you have to do it.

16. The mutha fuckin man keepin you down.
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How can you know how fast you are going if your speedo is broken, oh wait that was your last car that got totalled.
that would be this one too, I am begining to think that fox body mustangs don't have working speedos
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-26-2002, 09:50 AM
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14. Ass clowns that assume you're their best friend next time you see them because you met the briefly before.
Hell yes! I hate that shit!
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