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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-23-2002, 03:37 PM Thread Starter
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Baby Joke

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-23-2002, 10:33 PM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-25-2002, 02:44 PM
 
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LOL, That is pretty good.

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-30-2002, 08:57 PM
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woohoo.. speaking of ugly babies.. i thought i saw the UGLIEST baby ever today at Old Navy.. grrr.. i feel sorry for the parents.. having to listen to everyone lie... "oh that is such a cute baby" then go turn around and give a sour face!
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