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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-23-2002, 10:00 AM Thread Starter
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A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, and there standing next to her is a salesman.
>"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
>Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
>He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-23-2002, 11:36 AM
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thats pretty good. lol
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-23-2002, 10:32 PM
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Well he just lucked out of a sale.
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-25-2002, 08:13 AM
Silicone Sucks!!!
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think of all the times you blew your load in her mouth...
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-26-2002, 09:42 PM
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there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.
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