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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-25-2007, 07:48 AM Thread Starter
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor...
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-25-2007, 08:27 AM
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LOL, love it!
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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-25-2007, 09:37 AM
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I can totally agree with that reasoning...
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that was some funnyhshit buddy....
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now that was pretty good......!!!!!
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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-01-2007, 12:45 PM
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Yep.. that's a good one. He did have a point.

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That is a good one .
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