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Clinton At The Ball Park.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bad Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr.. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ok! If that is what the people want.

C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"[email protected]&!&! The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first Pitch!"
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LOL!!! Only nowadays I think the rolls would be reversed!
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I literally laughed out loud at that one...
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-26-2007, 01:43 PM
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Awesome

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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