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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-24-2007, 09:49 PM Thread Starter
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-25-2007, 12:01 AM
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hmmm....
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-25-2007, 09:43 AM
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hhmmm....I spent WAY more than $1000 on beer last year, but I didn't cash in on any of it . I need to fire my financial advisor.

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