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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-22-2002, 01:47 PM Thread Starter
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Good Jokes

Anyone heard any new good jokes lately?

Here's one:

I was telling a friend of mine about how the other day I went to the airport to buy two tickets to Pitsburg.. The woman behind the Ticket Counter was gorgeous and she had obviously had some cosmetic enhancements done to the upper chestal area... When I walked up to the counter I was distracted and instead of saying "2 tickets to Pitsburg Please" I said "2 tits to pickburg tease"

My friend replied "you know the other day I did the same thing! I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say "please pass the orange juice" but I actually said "you heartless evil bitch you have ruined my life!"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-22-2002, 01:50 PM
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I thought it was "2 pickets to titsburg please"

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-22-2002, 01:51 PM
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Shouldn't this be posted here?? https://www.dfwstangs.net/vb222/forum...?s=&forumid=26

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what do you call an anorexic(sp) chick w/ a yeast infection..........a 1/4 pounder w. cheese
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-22-2002, 01:55 PM
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A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids
knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sounds.

"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.

Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"

"Very good," replied the teacher. "What sound do sheep make?"

"Baaaa," answered Billy.

She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound
does a pig make?"

All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the
response. She chose Little Tyrone at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall, mutha-fucka!"

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-23-2002, 12:04 PM
 
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haha, cant stop laughing at the last one.
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