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1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

17. No record of working well with colleagues.
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ehhhh.........kinda funny......I guess
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Kind of funny in a your going to hell type of funny

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God would have a sense of humor about it, punks.
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God would have a sense of humor about it, punks.

Of course he does. I mean when you wake up in the mornings and you stare into the bathroom mirror....


There's your proof God has a sense of humor.

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LOLz, those made me laugh.


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Of course he does. I mean when you wake up in the mornings and you stare into the bathroom mirror....


There's your proof God has a sense of humor.

That's not an example of a sense of humor, it's proof that God is cruel.
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Of course he does. I mean when you wake up in the mornings and you stare into the bathroom mirror....


There's your proof God has a sense of humor.

^^^This was funnier than the joke.lol^^
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Of course he does. I mean when you wake up in the mornings and you stare into the bathroom mirror....


There's your proof God has a sense of humor.


bwahahahahahahahaha.....nice

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not funny

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bah to all you pussy hurt people. my mistake in picking dfwstangs of all places to share it
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