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Guiness World Records Confirmed

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the

world."



Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."



Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in

the world."



So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to

have their claims verified.



Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."



Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the

smallest person in the world."



Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and

says."Who is Rosie O'Donnell ?


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LMAO! Good one!
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Haha... I can not stand that "woman"

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OMG... I that's so funny!!!

I can't stand Rosie...

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Haha... I can not stand that "woman"
You gave her too much credit !!
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thats fucked up. Rosie is a fine looking lady. FAT .. but fine.. kinda got an OVERSIZED head for her body.. but fine.. she is gay on top of that.. what the hell,, she IS GROSS!!

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*no offense to the gay people*
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almost an insult to quasimodo.
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A joke about Rosie and no mention of Donald, no wayyyyy
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