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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 05:27 PM Thread Starter
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TEXAS FOOTBALL:
Two boys were playing football in the park of a small town in Texas.



Suddenly, one of the boys is attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's
collar and twists it. He breaks the dog's neck and saves his friend.

A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes
over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the
story. "I'll title it 'Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend from Vicious
Animal,'" he said.

"But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were," says the reporter
and he starts writing again. He asks,"How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues Friend
from Horrific Attack'...sound?"

"I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy says.

"Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Oklahoma fan," the boy replies ... "OU is just the best!"

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes:
"Little Red-Necked Bastard from Oklahoma Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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