Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Inside the Talamasca
3 Football Fans
Three football fans were out for a ride when one
noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side
of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude
female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the fan from OU took off
his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Texas Tech
fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling,
the University of Texas fan took off his cap and
placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the officer arrived,
he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the
OU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next,
he lifted the Tech cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some more notes. The officer then lifted the Texas
cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it,
lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The OU fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep
lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said
the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I
look under a Texas hat, I find an ass hole.