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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2002, 12:58 PM Thread Starter
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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's
nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was
full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl.."


"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were
quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored,
"I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about."
(Ready for this?)
"You're simply going through the change."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2002, 01:19 PM
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LAME Joke!
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2002, 01:27 PM
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I can't believe I laughed...
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2002, 02:39 PM
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Absolutely positively the worst joke I have ever heard in my life.

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2002, 06:36 PM
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Buahahahahaha!! i wasted my life on that oh well i would of wasted it on somthing else at least i got a post out of it!!
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