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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-21-2002, 12:48 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Great Weekend

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini
van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
to to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light,"

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled

in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney
of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?"

"Yes, I do.

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.

Why do you ask?"


"She just died and left me everything."



(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-21-2002, 01:15 PM
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Reminds me of another one

A guy was getting married and he hadn't known her that long so he was worried about her just divorcing him and taking half of his stuff. So he decided to put all of his stuff in his brothers name. Then his brother got divorced and now his ex has half his shit.

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think of all the times you blew your load in her mouth...
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uhhh...........

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-22-2002, 07:56 AM
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