For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one
female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
"You have been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "I am going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but
soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter and shaking of the branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen minutes," the angel said, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female turned to the male and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeons down while I sh*t on their heads!