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things about drinking

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his friends. --Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on. --Dean Martin

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
--Anonymous

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency
to thank her. --Anonymous

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. --Anonymous

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny
Youngman

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
--Tom Waits

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind. --Humphrey Bogart

I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny
Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

mI think I found a new philosophy.....
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