The Decent Guy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: staying away from the tall woman with the adams apple.
things about drinking
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his friends. --Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on. --Dean Martin
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency
to thank her. --Anonymous
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. --Anonymous
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind. --Humphrey Bogart
I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan