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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-21-2007, 05:16 PM Thread Starter
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Deaf couple *WW*

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of
Marriage, they find that they are unable to
Communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since
They can't see each other signing, or lips to
Lip-read.

After several nights of fumbling around and many
Misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution and 'signs' her husband:

"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
Me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
My right breast two times".

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests
To his wife if she wants to have sex with him, "reach
Over and pull on my penis one time.

If you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis two
Hundred and fifty times".
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