Larry gets a Tattoo!!!!
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in
the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed
on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow." "Two, once in a while I
like to play with my money." "Three, I like how money feels in my
"And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is currently recovering in room 232 at Oakland General Hospital