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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-19-2007, 06:46 AM Thread Starter
 
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Larry gets a Tattoo!!!!

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in
the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in
disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed
on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow." "Two, once in a while I
like to play with my money." "Three, I like how money feels in my
hand."
"And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is currently recovering in room 232 at Oakland General Hospital
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-23-2007, 09:54 PM
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