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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-18-2007, 12:39 PM Thread Starter
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son say, "All you sons of bitches that want off, get the hell off now cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we are going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out , you may play with your train... but i want you to use nice language."
Two hours later the son came out of his room and continued playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue.. "For those of you just boarding remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.
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I know if i would of said that to my mom when i was yonger i'd get my ass beat.lol
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I know if i would of said that to my mom when i was yonger i'd get my ass beat.lol

Hell, I wouldn't have gotten the two hours "detention" until after i got my ass whipped for the first offense

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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-24-2007, 05:13 PM
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that kid would be getting a good smacking if he were mine.

In that kids defense. He is only repeating what he heard more than likely from his dumb ass parents.
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that kid would be getting a good smacking if he were mine.

In that kids defense. He is only repeating what he heard more than likely from his dumb ass parents.

It's a joke?

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lmao, haha. My mom would slap me.
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