Rockin' da fumanchu
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the straight and narrow,stumbling at best, only by Gods grace.
On the bus to Branson
A senior citizens' group charters a bus from San Angelo, TX to Branson,
MO. After they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the
driver and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she
had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her
seat, and sit down.
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she
was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos,
but who would be molesting those old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a
third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. The bus
driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area.
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his
hands and knees crawling in the aisles. "Hey gramps, what are you doing
down there?" says the bus driver. "I lost my toupee. I thought I found
it three times, but every time I grab it, it gets away..."