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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-05-2007, 11:16 AM Thread Starter
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Presidential candidates...

Presidential candidates,
Hillary Clinton,
Barack Obama,
and John Edwards
were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said,

"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now
and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied,

"I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people
very
happy."

John added, "That being the case,
I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a
hundred
people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot,

"Such big-shots back there.

I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million
people very
happy
."
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First time I've heard that one, during this election...


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Too bad he didn't, stupid pilot.

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Too bad someone didn't pitch "Goober" out of airplane about 6 years ago.


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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-11-2007, 12:08 AM
 
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I heard that years ago with laywers. laaaaame.
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I heard that years ago with laywers. laaaaame.
What a shock, a democrat thinks this joke is lame.


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What a shock, a democrat thinks this joke is lame.

haha

No, it's just a generic joke. Not a "democrat joke."

I've even heard it with Rumsfeld, Cheney, & Bush, during the last election.
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haha

No, it's just a generic joke. Not a "democrat joke."

I've even heard it with Rumsfeld, Cheney, & Bush, during the last election.
Was just messin with ya man, no need to freak out.

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Was just messin with ya man, no need to freak out.
oh, no, I wasn't freakin'. that's what the laugh was for. I need to use smilies more. People tend to use those to gauge emotion on here, haha.

I'm generally in a good mood. Even when I'm in the political forum.
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-14-2007, 08:28 PM
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dont get that one

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