The Redneck and the midget
Yet another truck driver joke I heard today...
I redneck steps up to a urinal to take a piss.
A midget walks up next to him and stares.
Redneck: " hey little buddy, watcha lookin' at?
Midget : you sure have a nice dick and a pretty set of balls.
The redneck is a little shocked.
Midget: Can I play with your dick and balls?
The redneck says sure! Let me get you a box so you can reach.
Redneck gets a box and puts the midget on it.
The midget starts to rub his dick and balls.
After a while, the redneck says " hey are you a fag or somethin'?"
To which the miget replied:
" NO, I am a thief, gimme your wallet or I'll jump off the box".