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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 05:25 PM Thread Starter
 
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The Redneck and the midget

Yet another truck driver joke I heard today...

I redneck steps up to a urinal to take a piss.
A midget walks up next to him and stares.
Redneck: " hey little buddy, watcha lookin' at?
Midget : you sure have a nice dick and a pretty set of balls.
The redneck is a little shocked.
Midget: Can I play with your dick and balls?
The redneck says sure! Let me get you a box so you can reach.
Redneck gets a box and puts the midget on it.
The midget starts to rub his dick and balls.
After a while, the redneck says " hey are you a fag or somethin'?"
To which the miget replied:
" NO, I am a thief, gimme your wallet or I'll jump off the box".
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 05:54 PM
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Thats fucked up... but funny.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-05-2007, 02:30 PM
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this joke makes no sense and is actually somewhat disturbing...
Why would the redneck volunteer to let a midget play with his balls - gay
3 logical ways to solve the problem should anyone have a midget grabbing their balls in a bathroom stall...
1. If the midget takes his wallet who cares, i would hope you could catch and whoop the midgets ass to get the wallet back...
2. If you don't give him the wallet and the midget jumps... how stupid do you have to be to continue standing straight up and have your dick and balls ripped off, just kneel down a little.
3. He's got your balls... punch him in the face or ram his head into the stall... I'm sure he'll let go.

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this joke makes no sense and is actually somewhat disturbing...
Why would the redneck volunteer to let a midget play with his balls - gay
3 logical ways to solve the problem should anyone have a midget grabbing their balls in a bathroom stall...
1. If the midget takes his wallet who cares, i would hope you could catch and whoop the midgets ass to get the wallet back...
2. If you don't give him the wallet and the midget jumps... how stupid do you have to be to continue standing straight up and have your dick and balls ripped off, just kneel down a little.
3. He's got your balls... punch him in the face or ram his head into the stall... I'm sure he'll let go.

I dont know whats funnier, the joke or you trying to break it down.......



It's a "joke" ............let it go..............its ok...............really
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