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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS.
* 40-ish....................................49.
* Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic...................................No breasts.
* Average looking...................Moooo.
* Beautiful.................................Patholog ical liar.
* Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
* Feminist...............................Fat.
* Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
* Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
* New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Bitch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes.....................................No
* No.....................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need...............................I want
* I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk.......................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead.......................You better not
* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
* I am hungry...........................I am hungry
* I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
* I am tired.............................I am tired
* Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
* I love you..............................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you..
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
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That was pretty good...

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-10-2007, 03:34 PM
CHANGE OIL NOW DIPSHIT!!!
 
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I'll miss you Heather :(
 
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LMFAO! true... its all so true!

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