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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-01-2007, 12:08 AM Thread Starter
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Dumb Texas Laws

1. One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office
2.It is illegal to sell one?s eye
3.A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
4.When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
5.It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
6.Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
7.It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
8.It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
9.A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
10.Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
11.The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
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1. One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office
2.It is illegal to sell one?s eye
3.A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
4.When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
5.It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
6.Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
7.It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
8.It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
9.A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
10.Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
11.The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-02-2007, 05:55 AM
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That shit is to funny. Lawl at #10 though. Fucking bitches.

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