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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-30-2007, 02:17 AM Thread Starter
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lmao

Okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce " she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!






Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!







She screams.







Lettuce!!!




Tomato!!!



Ahh!!




PULL IT OUT!!!







PULL IT OUT NOW!!!



I can't get pregnant!




Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-30-2007, 02:40 AM
 
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(LOL) that was funny as hell !
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Boooooooo!!!!!!!!
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repost. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-04-2007, 02:36 AM Thread Starter
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repost. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
GTFOOH

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-04-2007, 11:47 PM
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kind of boo...poor kid

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-10-2007, 09:10 AM
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My little brother told me that one eight years ago.


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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-10-2007, 12:04 PM
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Gross!!
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