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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 06:25 PM Thread Starter
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old lady

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of
a
sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and
grabbing it for support,stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo
youuuu
hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do
have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 06:40 PM
 
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Lmao...
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 06:46 PM
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Nice. Now anytime I hear someone stutter I will think they have a dildo on auto pilot.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-28-2007, 04:36 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-28-2007, 04:43 PM
 
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uuuughhhhh!! LMGDAO!!!!!!!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 09:16 AM
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That is some funny shit.
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