A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and
grabbing it for support,stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn