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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 08:14 AM Thread Starter
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Blonde From Georgia

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Georgia arrived and bet
$20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby.... Georgia Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And


She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings
and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men..... are men.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 08:32 AM
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Matt made a funny

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I wish. It seems to me like these fuckers are multiplying like Gizmo in a jacuzzi.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 08:34 AM
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oh hell that was a good one Matt!!!!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 08:43 AM
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Good one bro!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 06:26 PM
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Good one bro!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 06:39 PM
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