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This story will melt your heart and amaze you.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant
seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on
one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood
deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe
worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant
gingerly put down its foot.



The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its
face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen,
thinking of nothing else but being trampled.



Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe
never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.



Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teen-aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over near to where Mbembe and his son Tapu were
standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot
off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.



Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the
railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the
elephant and stared back in wonder.



The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.



Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant
seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on
one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood
deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe
worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant
gingerly put down its foot.



The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its
face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen,
thinking of nothing else but being trampled.



Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe
never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.



Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teen-aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over near to where Mbembe and his son Tapu were
standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot
off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.



Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the
railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the
elephant and stared back in wonder.



The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.



Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Stop posting forwarded emails. And it's in the wrong forum, pole smoker.
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Stop posting forwarded emails. And it's in the wrong forum, pole smoker.
Eat shit. It's funny and people think it is a serious story if it is in this forum..........which makes it funnier. Now get your ass back out onto the curb sucking dick for a $1 to raise enough money to get that sex change you always wanted.
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sucking dick for a $1 to raise enough money to get that sex change you always wanted.

I'm doing my best not to follow in your footsteps.
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I'm doing my best not to follow in your footsteps.
Well if you give them away for free, you will never get your weiner nipped and tucked.
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Well if you give them away for free, you will never get your weiner nipped and tucked.


That's what I was talking about, Nancy boy.
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<------ Pictures Hindi @ FtWorth Zoo getting smashed by huge elephant.


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That's what I was talking about, Nancy boy.
Simmer down little fella.
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Simmer down little fella.

You know what Donna Summer's name says in the phone book?
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I just see a Bug Bunny cartoon where the elephant grabs Yosemite Sam and continually pounds the guy.

Just LOL.

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You know what Donna Summer's name says in the phone book?
I don't wanna ask, but let's hear it....................oh wait, took me a second

Summer, Donna..............Simmer down now.............nice.
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Stop posting forwarded emails. And it's in the wrong forum, pole smoker.

Well correct me if I'm wrong, but it was meant to be humorous so my guess would be that this "is" in the right forum and second, how many jokes do you read that are "not" forwarded.....



douche.....
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Well correct me if I'm wrong, but it was meant to be humorous so my guess would be that this "is" in the right forum and second, how many jokes do you read that are "not" forwarded.....



douche.....
lmao.........it was in the back porch before because the point was to trick people that it was a joke.
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Well correct me if I'm wrong, but it was meant to be humorous so my guess would be that this "is" in the right forum and second, how many jokes do you read that are "not" forwarded.....



douche.....
excuse me sir.. we are waiting for the video of you repping 535 raw over in the Pumping iron forum... since you said you had it.. we are excited to see it..

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