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Stuttering

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a
kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'...
And before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!


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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-20-2007, 03:23 PM
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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-20-2007, 03:53 PM
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Litterally LMAO....Good one!!
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AWESOME! DIDN'T SEE IT COMING! lol

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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-24-2007, 09:04 AM
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Thats the funniest sh_t Ive read in a long time............lol
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That's a good one!!

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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-02-2007, 11:31 AM
At least it sounds fast
 
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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-02-2007, 05:30 PM
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 10:55 PM
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