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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-19-2007, 07:13 AM Thread Starter
 
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sleeping at your desk?

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-19-2007, 07:25 AM
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HAHA. I will be using a few of those today.
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-20-2007, 03:04 AM
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Hahaha those aren't bad.

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-20-2007, 03:59 PM
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lol

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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-21-2007, 04:39 AM
 
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Too funny!!
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-23-2007, 10:24 PM
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I have used #1!! almost verbatim! hehe

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haha nice! espically working graveyards. lol
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-30-2007, 06:20 PM
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Lol!!
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-30-2007, 06:28 PM
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Those are good! Too bad my "desk" is rolling down the road at 65 - 70 mph
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