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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2007, 10:44 AM Thread Starter
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funny text i got

A husband wrote on his dick, "I love you on his dick".

The wife replied, "there you go putting words in my mouth again"
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2007, 06:02 PM
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2007, 06:04 PM
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2007, 11:06 PM
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i had a buddy of mine at hooters one night say to a waitress that he had a 100 dollar bill tatooed on his dic...she seaid really? he said yea so u can BLOW it any way u want haha
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-10-2007, 04:23 PM
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-10-2007, 04:28 PM
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so this guy loves his wife on some other dudes dick??? WTF
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Worst joke ever...

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-18-2007, 04:40 PM
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It would've been funnier if...if...if...if you hadn't ever posted this thread!


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