Lost in Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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