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Why most women don't fart...........

Do you know why most women don't fart? They can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.

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"Women don't belch or fart. If they don't bitch, they'll explode."

I saw that, or something close, on a bumper sticker. I laughed. I'm still laughing.


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