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This is kinda' funny.i

All for only $2.19? .......... Priceless!!!


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our government officials. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"


"About a gallon."

R.I.P. James E. Berry 01/03/57-- 01/14/05

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-01-2007, 01:44 PM
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that is funny, to bad it's not true

FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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