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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-16-2002, 11:35 PM Thread Starter
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Wink Shakey old lady...*Not for children under 17*

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of
an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily
hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the
sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn
inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2002, 09:33 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2002, 10:22 PM
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LOL. That is pretty funny.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 11:13 AM
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this one was posted a week or two ago, funny stuff
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 01:29 PM
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 10:40 PM
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i wounder......................... where do i go from here.............................
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