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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-28-2007, 09:02 AM Thread Starter
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Cool Definitions : Guts and Balls

GUTS or BALLS?



We've all heard about people having guts or balls - big and small.



But do you really know the difference between guts and balls? In an

Effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed

Below...



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

Met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you

Still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"





BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

Of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

The butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."





I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

Speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately

Result in death
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