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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-16-2002, 06:37 PM Thread Starter
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there is a cave full of vampire bats..ok..they all go out one night looking for blood...they all return at the end of the night except one..none of them could find any blood...the last bat comes in with his mouth just dripping with blood..the all surround him asking him where he got it..he intent on not telling them where he got it from..but after an hour of hassling him and begging him he gets frusted and says" you wanna know where i got the fucking blood from?" they all reply yes!!! he goes fine i'll tell you where i got the blood from.."where!" 'where!" they all say! he yells " you see that first fucking tree there!" they all say "yeah"
"well i didn't fucking see it!!!"

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-16-2002, 10:31 PM
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LOL, BLIND A$$ BAT. That was good.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 10:45 PM
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lol but i'll never think of bats the same after bATS THE MOVIE
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LOL, That one is good

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