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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:20 PM Thread Starter
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Hey Grampa!

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise."
Grandpa says, "No. I donít want to."
The little boy insists: "Please ... please make a frog noise." Grandpa says, "No, now go outside and play."
So the little boy says to his sister, "Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise."
The little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, "Please make a frog noise Grandpa."
Grandpa says, "I just told your brother 'No' and I'm telling you 'No' too."
She says, "Please ... please Grandpa ... make a frog noise."
Grandpa says, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"
The little girl says, "Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World!"
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:26 PM
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good cute joke

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:28 PM
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rofl nice!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-25-2007, 10:16 PM
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Oh Damn! LOL
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-26-2007, 06:02 AM
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Too funny
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