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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:15 PM Thread Starter
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Please join me in remembering a great icon....

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. Skippy came late but was there as well. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:24 PM
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I heard that... in the 7th grade

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:25 PM Thread Starter
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I heard that... in the 7th grade
wow.....that is old

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:30 PM
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never heard it before, funny

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 10:23 PM
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But you didn't even mention his

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