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Bubba Conversion

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook
venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic--and since it
was Lent, they were forbidden to eat meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass---and the Priest
sprinkled holy water over him and said, "You were born a Baptist and raised
as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived and
The wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest
was called immediately by the neighbors.

As the Priest rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary, and prepared
To scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba,
clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish.
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